Love is in the air for our little Youtubers. Some of them are happily in love, such as Dan(DanHumphreyOfficial) and Serena, and some of them are enjoying being single, such as Dan(DanHumphreyNY). But others are still looking for love, and are taking the wrong paths to find it.It finally happened, Jacob Anderson and Lisa Cullen broke up, for good this time. And like I said before, Lisa was in love with Tyson, and she still is, so now, shes dating him. Now I have to ask, Lisa, why are you drawn to cheaters? Jacob cheated on his wife before you, and now Tyson is cheating on you with his ex, Alice. They apperently have been hooking up. And it turns out that Lisa still loves Jacob, but who wouldn't love Jacob? Have you seen his list? Its almost all girls, and his comments are all girls! He's a flirt and he doesnt even know it.
Everyone knows that Little J is a slutty whore, even the guys. But the guys just act like stupid puppy dogs and fall at her feet when they are around her. Now it seems that she has 4 diffrent dogs to choose from.
Jacob: The troubled dog that has loved her ever since he met her.
Nate: The man-whore dog.
Chuck: The dog who gets a lot of action.
Carter: The dog who has a lot of game.
Jenny, the slutty dog, has kissed eery single one of the dogs. But apperentl, she told Serena that shes dating Carter. But if shes dating Carter, why is she still kissing Jacob? My advice to the whore: Pick the troubled dog, hes loved you the longest and hes ruined his life because of you. You know you love him, so give him pity and daty the stupid pup.
Nate, the man-whore, or people are calling him the new Chuck, is proving his name right. He's been kissing a lot of diffrent girls too. He's kissed:
Jenny: BelleJennyHumphrey
Megan: Who gives a fuck?
Vanessa: MsNessaSwan
Victoria: Well who even gives a fuck what her username is?
Archibald, we thought you liked S and Little J. But now it seems you like Little J and Victoria.
Spotted: Jenny helping Jacob and giving him advice to get back with Lisa. I had just finished writting this post, I went to check on the love birds and apperently Little J is telling Jacob to get back with Lisa. She said she'll just get back with Tyson like that anyways. Ouch Tyson. Your title says: Am I like her puppet? The answer to your question is: Yes, you are Jenny's little Puppet.
In life, as in art, some endings are bittersweet. Especially when it comes to love. Sometimes fate throws two lovers together only to rip them apart. Sometimes the hero finally makes the right choice but the timing is all wrong. Unlike the rest of us, sex, lies andd scandal never take a vacation. Some of us would say summer is the busiest season. The players change, but the game remains the same.
You Know You Love Me.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
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