Monday, May 31, 2010

Everything's Perfect....Or Is It?




Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Youtube's elite.

Now it's time to enter the lives of Lisa Ashely Cullen Anderson. Sh'es got great friends, a hawt husband, and a baby on the way. Everything seems perfect right? Wrong.

Nothings ever perfect when it comes down to Youtube's elite.

Truth of the matter is, shes in a love triangle. I sure do love me some love triangles. This one includes the following people: Lisa Cullen/Anderson, Jacob Anderson, and Tyson Greenwood.

Tyson: Badass player who dated Paige Marie Hale, Alice Cullen, and our own Jenny Humphrey.
He said it himself, he enjoys womans company.

Jacob: The sweet kid. Friends with Paige, Little J, and Alice. He has a good heart and he goes to NYU with, what do you know, our own Dan Humphrey and Vanessa Abrams.

Turns out, she loves them both, but loves Jacob more she says.

My opionion? She doesn't know who she loves more. She's just a mess all together.

She was spotted kissing Tyson, And lying about it to her beau.

My advice to Jacob: Watch out. Even though she's carrying your baby, once a cheater always a cheater.

You Know You Love Me.

XOXO,

Gossip Girl

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Puckleberry Or No Puckleberry?

Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandolous lives of Youtube's elite.
Now to take a trip down to Ohio. Here is where Noah "Puck" Puckerman, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Santana Lopez, Kurt Hummel, Lexi Rodriguez, Quinn Fabray, and Brittany live.
In this blog post, I will be talking about Noah, Rachel, Santana, and Quinn.

If you didn't already know, Santana and Noah used to date, and seem to be current sexting partners. Noah also used to date Rachel as well. Well recently, Rachel and Noah started to date. Yes, the high maintenance Rachel and the slacker Noah went out again. Everyone loves their Puckleberry though. Everything seemed perfet right? Wrong.

Santana was enraged. To her, she hated that Noah was datiing her. Yes, she did break up with him, but that didn't mean he had to go out with Rachel.

She even left this on his page: HE'S MINE! -crosses my arms with an irritated expressionon my face-

Jealous much?

Santana didn't have to worry though, because Rachel deleted her account.

That didn't ruin Noah's mojo thoug. Apperently, he's now going after his baby's mama, Quinn. Quinn, the former Head Cheerio, Cheerios is her schools cheerleading squad's name, whos friends with Santana and Brittnay, also two Cheerios. Santana is even more enraged then before.

Now will Naoh score again with Quinn? Or will he realize that the person he really wants is Santana?

You Know You Love Me.

XOXO,

Gossip Girl

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

My Fellow Youtubers, EVERYONE Watch Out

Gossip Girl Here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Youtube's Elite.

In this blog post, I'm going to give you the usernames of my fellow youtubers that I mentioned and the ones I will most likely blog about in the future..

Jenny: BelleJennyHumphrey
Serena: SerenaVanDerWoodsens
Blair: CorneliaBlairWaldorf
Nate: NateArchibaldYT
Dan: DanHumphreyOfficial
Chuck: TheChuckBassOfficial
Jacob: JacobBlackOfficialYT
Rosalie: TrueRoseHaleCullen
Jacob: xJacobAnderson1
Lisa: MsLisaCullen1
Tyson: TysonGreenWood
Paige: PaigeMarieHale
Jacob: JakeBlackYTChannel
Cynthia: TheCynthiaCrosby
Cheyenne: CheyenneTheVampire
Jasmine: JasmineNicoleCullen
Noah: NoahPuckermanGIee
Lexi: TheLexiRodriguez
Elena: ElenaGilbertTheFirst
Stefan: StefanSalva
Elena: sweetandspicy77
Damon: DamonXSalvatoreX
Elena: ElenaGiIbert

And Many More, If You Catch My Attention.

Watch out, fellow Youtubers. I'll be watching.

You Know You Love Me.

XOXO,

Gossip Girl

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Trouble In The Air?

Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Youtubes Elite.

Happy days for Serena and Jenny. Their friends Nate and Blair have came back after a break froom Youtube. Will they be able to get back into their former patterns, or will they get onto a new road completly? My thoughts? They better get ready for a whole new road with Nate.

The Golden Couple split when Nate left, but now he's back. Has he changed? You bet. He's got a new clique and a new personality. Hanging out with vampires and werewolfs and even calling one beautiful.

Spotted: Nate told Rosalie the following: "Rosalie is the most beautiful girl in the world...I mean univers"

N, if you want to get back with S, flirting with other girls is not the way to do it.

In other news, like I said before, B is back. I suspect no trouble into getting back into old patterns with her. After deleting her other two accounts, everyone is wondering: Is she back for good? Only time will tell.

You Know You Love Me.

XOXO,

Gossip Girl

Monday, May 24, 2010

Hey People!

Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Youtube's Elite.

Ever wondered what the lives of the youtube ones are really like? Well, I'm going to tell you, because I'm one of them. I'm not talking about beautiful models or actors or musical prodigies or mathematical geniuses. I'm talking about the people who are born to it- those of us who have everything anyone could possibly wish for and who take it all completly for granted.

Welcome to New York City's Upper East Side, where my friends and I go to school and play and sleep- somtimes with each other. We all live in huge apartments with our own bedrooms and bathrooms and phone lines. We have unlimited access to money and booze and whatever else we want, and our parents are rarely home, so we have tons of privacy. We're smart, we've inherited classic good looks, we wear fantastic clothes, andwe know how to party. Our shit still stinks, but you can't smell it because the bathroom is sprayed hourly by the maid with the refreshing scent made exclusively for us by the French Perfumes.

It's a luxe life, but someone's got to live it.

But somthing is always rotten on the road of these Youtubers, and it's my duty to expose it to all of you.

I'll be watching closely. I'll be watching all of us. It's going to be a wild and wicked year. I can smell it.

You Know You Love Me.

XOXO,

Gossip Girl