Toodles!

Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Youtubes elite.

I have decided to follow the footsteps of the oh-so-many Youtube bloggers before me and stop blogging.

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Truth be told, you all have bore me.

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I've already achieved my goal; to post more posts than Youtube Yeti and to scare the shit out of you.

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Now to the Golden Question: Who Am I?

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Now rumors have swirled on who I am.

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Roxanne, Serena, Jenny, Blair, YouTube Yeti, Secret Youtuber?

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Well, I'm not any of them.

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I didn't only blog about the Gossip Girl group. I also blogged about the Glee group.

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And I was apart of their group.

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My cousin was more involved than me. She didn't even know I was blogging about her friends.

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After they stopped coming on, I resulted on focusing on you guys and only you guys.

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I don't give a fuck if you guys hate on me or not. I don't even know you fuckers.

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My account?

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TheTraciRodriguez

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Have fun being Stalker free bitches.

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You Know You Love Me.

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XOXO,

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Gossip Girl aka Traci.

Romeo & Juliet

Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Youtubes elite.

Seems like I have some competition.

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She claims that I'm old news.

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Well I'll be proving her wrong.

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Starting off with the infamous love triangle: Serena/Dan/Sasha

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As everyone already knows, Dan, Sasha, and Serena have been caught in the limelight before.

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As in my old post, I wrote about the fact that Dan and Sasha were still crushing, but of course, Dan denied it and Serena believed him.

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BIG Mistake, S.

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They still touch, flirt, and love each other.

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You may be asking: How the hell does GG know?

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I know, because of them.

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Before, Sasha and Jenny were playing a fun game of dares! As they dared each other over and over again, Jenny finally dared Sasha to kiss Dan.

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You'd think she's say no, considering the fact that she is with Nate and wouldn't kiss another guy.

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But she said she'd do it.

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After kissing him, Jenny decided to dare Dan to kiss her.

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He, of course, declined.

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Now you'd think: Okay, whats the big deal? Sasha kissed him because of a dare.

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The big deal is that, usually, people would drop the kiss and make fun of it.

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Well Dan and SS decided to continue to talk about.

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Something she said to him piqued my interest.

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She said: I'm with Nate, I can't like you.

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Can anyone guess the key word here?

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If you guessed the word can't then slap your ass cause you guessed correctly!

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She used can't instead of don't.

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Using "can't" she is saying that she is not allowed to, but that doesn't stop her.

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Juliet was told that she couldn't love Romeo, but that didn't stop her.

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Now, S, you need to keep a better hold of your man!

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You don't want this love story to end up like Romeo and Juliet's.

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You Know You Love Me.

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XOXO,

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Gossip Girl

Sightings

Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Youtubes elite. Sightings:

Chuck Bass is back! (TheRealChuckBass)
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Eric van der Woodsen is back! (EricVDWoodsenNY)
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Paige getting married to Jacob Black!
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Alice doing drugs.
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Blair kissing Chuck.
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Jenny kissing Tyson.
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Nessa kissing Alice.
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That's All!
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You Know You Love Me!
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XOXO,
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Gossip Girl

Battle Of The Exes!

Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Youtubes elite. There's a new trend going around. Reunite with your ex and flirt with your ex. Nate and Blair did. Serena and Dan did. Blair and Carter did. And now it seems that Dan and Sasha may be doing that too!
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So everyone knows about Dan and Serena, and how hey seem to be the perfect couple!

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But things are rarely ever as they seem.

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Recently, Sasha and Dan have been talking A LOT.

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And they have been touching each other A LOT.

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Hugging each other, poking each other, just touching each other every two-to-three comments!

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I didn't know friends were always this....touchy.

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And it even looks as if they....like each other.

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More then friends should like each other.

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And it looks like Serena seems to notice.

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Her mood being: Don't ask.

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And her last thought yesterday being: Now I know how she felt...

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Plus, Sasha has changed her crush from [x1] to [crushing].

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Wonder what N will think of this! He comes back today and to find out that SS was flirting/crushing on Carter and now Dan!

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And I wonder what S must be going through! Her boyfriend and the ex, crushing.

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Now I get what she meant by "Now I know how she felt" since S and D were flirting a lot when SS and D were together.

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You Know You Love Me.

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XOXO,

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Gossip Girl

Cheater Among Us

Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Youtubes elite.

Looks like we got a new cheater among us.

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Who?

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Nessie, one of the wannabes!

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She is with JakeBlacksYTChannel.

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But she slept with and told "I Love You" to WolfJacobBlack.

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Cheating gives you on step forward into becoming an elite, Nessie!

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After all, we all cheat at least once in our life.

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That's All.

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You Know You Love Me.

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XOXO,

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Gossip Girl

Au Revoir

Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Youtubes elite. Au Revoir to our player, Carter.

He has left town today.....and most likely, is never coming back.

His reasons for leaving?

You can thank B and SS.

It appears that C loved both B and SS....but originally just using SS to get back on Little J.

But he ended up falling for her.

Tick, Tick, Tick, Carter.

You should know better than to fall for the person you were using.

Everyone seems to be devastated, SS, S, A, maybe even Little J.

SS the most. From the looks of it, SS seemed to of had a crush on C.

And maybe even S did too. She lost her half crush today. Am I the only one who noticed?

You Know You Love Me.

XOXO,

Gossip Girl

Gone Silent?

Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Youtubes elite.

What a surprise! Most of you guys are actually pretty stable in your juicy little lives. SS has been not cheating for once and is having a good relationship with N. B is still gone. J.A. has not been stirring up much with Little J.

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The only gossip I have is with D, S, and C.

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As we all know, all of D's past girlfriends have cheated on him.

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And coincidentally, they have all cheated on him with Carter Baizen.

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Now that D is with S, and is gone for a week, its the perfect time for C to make his move on S.

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They have been spotted flirting for the past couple of days.

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Poor Not-So-Lonely-Boy May Get Lonely Again.

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Oh, and there's a new girl named Lakeline. Account? LakelinBennett
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You Know You Love Me.

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XOXO,

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Gossip Girl

Old Habits

Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Youtubes elite.Looks like Little J is back to her old habits.
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She's been crushing lately.
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Changing her crushes from 2 to 2 1/4 to 2 again!
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Her two?
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Tyson GreenWood and Alex....I could care less what his last name is!
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That's right. I said it. Tyson GreenWood is back.
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Account? TysonGreenWoodHere
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Her 1/4 crush? Jacob of course.
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They were spotted.
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Spotted: Little J kissing Jacob A.
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But its not for real.
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She is just trying to take her "Slut" spot on my blog back because she wants SS to be free of it.
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That's All.
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You Know You Love Me.
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XOXO,
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Gossip Girl

Sightings

Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Youtubes elite. hey people!
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It occurs to me that many of you tuning in don't live anywhere near this fine city and may not have had a chance to visit. Allow me to paint a more vivid picture of my modest little neighborhood, the sixty-karat diamond of Manhattan. Almost all of us live within the same twenty-block radius from East Sixty-eighth Street to East Eighty-eighth Street, from Fifth Avenue to Park Avenue. We see each other in the deli when we're buying cinnamon Trident and Parliaments. We sip cappuccinos together on the Met steps, we share platters of fries at Jackson Hole or cast sympathetic glares at our moms during brunch at Payard. So where do we go when we don't want our parents or friends' parents to see us? The park, of course, as in Central Park.

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The guides on those scary-looking red double-decker tourist buses that tool around the city might try to tell you that New York City is full of parks, but or us there is only one. It might seem a bit odd that we frequent the park so much in our neatly pleated outfits and highly sought-after shoes, but it truly is our home away from home. The ducks in the reservoir know us by name. The homeless guys wink at us. The rocks have worn spots where we've sat for hours, baking in the sun. And since our parents would never dream of steeping out of their shiny black town cars to venture into the park and have no inkling that it would occur to us to go there, they have no idea what we do while we're sitting on those beloved rocks. Which is basically all the things we can't do at home. Of course, our parents are out late or are away half of the time, but we need somewhere to go to when they're home. Thank goodness for Sheep Meadow. Bethesda Fountain. The statue of Romeo and Juliet. The zoo. Our penthouses and town houses may be beautiful, and our country houses and beach houses even more so, but Central Park is the place we'll remember when we remember growing up.

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sightings

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Isa is now moving in with Dan and Jenny, along with Sasha. A has broken up with Jake Black, saying she cant change her feelings for another person, and she claims on her profile that she 'I miss him'. To me I think she's missing N. N is now dating SS. I knew my two whores were going to get together. Like I said, what whore can resist another whore? Though remember when he had a crush on B and only B? And he changed his crush to: 1 person. She makes me smile. But then after crushing on SS, he changed it to: Yess. Point blank saying he likes more than one person. Well after getting together with SS, he changed his status to taken, but left his crush saying the same thing: Yess. Either he still likes B, or he is crushing on someone else too, besides SS. What can you say? A whore is a whore. Not many girlfriends can change that. D leaving for a week, leaving S alone. Hopefully this time, his girlfriend won't cheat while he's gone. Little J still missing her ex Ty, and deleting comments. J.A. kissing a girl named Autumn Cullen. Account? AutumnCullenChannels But Jake is still single though. P is single again. Ch has deleted and Ca has been trying to 'change'. And there is a new girl in town. Name? Adrianna. Account? AdeTateDuncan.

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You Know You Love Me.

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XOXO,

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Gossip Girl

What Whore Can Resist Another Whore?

Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Youtubes elite.


We learned in our eleventh-grade creative writing class that most great stories begin in one of the following fashions: someone mysteriously disappears, or a stranger comes to town.

The little story coming up first that I'm about to tell you is of the "someone disappears" variety.

Our story begins with two whores.


Our first whore, Nate Archibald, is back together with his former flame, Blair Waldorf.

You would assume that when someone gets together with someone else, they would stop flirting with others and stay faithful to their significant other. Well whores don't do that.

Our second whore is Sasha, The Slut.

She has been going from guy to guy in the GG group, having slutty feelings for each and every one of them.

Dan
Carter
Chuck

And now she is trying to land our whore Nathaniel.

And what whore can resist another whore?

And since our Queen B is gone, N can flirt with whoever he wants to, with no worries at all. In fact, he is crushing on her as well, since he changed his crush from: 1 person, shs makes me smile; to : Yees.

But someones always watching you, N, you should know that.

And you should know better than to flirt with and crush on another whore when not only is B's best friend S still here, but also SS's best friend Little J is too.

And from the looks of it, they both don't approve of the situation.

So will this story end with a happy ending for Queen B and her not-so-white-knight?

Only time will tell.

You Know You Love Me.

XOXO,

Gossip Girl

Yesterday

Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Youtubes elite. Looks like we have a new couple everyone!



Serena van der Woodsen and Dan Humphrey are back together again.


Surprising right?

Though this devastated Dan's ex and one of Serena's closest friends, Sasha.

S declined Dan's love, saying that she knew Sasha still loved him.

Soon after though, SS told S that she's over him.

So S went to Lonely Boy and they reunited!

Too bad SS left YT shortly after.

But she came back last night, with a new account: SassySashaCullen

And Little J is now deciding to either move to Florida with her BFF, or stay in NYC, with eveyone else.

In other news, Vanessa Abrams is back form Haiti!

And she may be already crushing!

My guess on who? Dan Humphrey.

Why would I think that? Because he is the only guy she has really talked to since she came back.

I wonder...

What will Little J decided to do?

How much damage will V cause?

How long will S and Lonely Boy's relationship last for this time?


You Know You Love Me.

XOXO,

Gossip Girl

Sightings

Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Youtubes elite.


Sightings.





We've got some new wannanbe's in town!
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Names?
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Alice Cullen and Renesmee Cullen.
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They have even already started calling each other R & A!
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But you two should know, you don't start calling each other that until I call you that.
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Alice, your nickname can remain A.
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But Renesmee, you shall be called Nessie, not R.
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R is not a nickname you'd call someone.






B has been having some boy problems.
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Spotted: N kissing B, and B kissing back.
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Spotted: B breaking up with Jake.
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Spotted: A going out with Jake.
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Spotted: A having a crush on N.
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Spotted: N crushing on B.
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Spotted: B telling S shes over guys.
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Spotted: Nessie kissing Carter, Lonely Boy, and N.
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That's All.
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You Know You Love Me.
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XOXO,
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Gossip Girl

SS Been Busy

Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Youtubes elite.

Sasha Cullen has been a busy girl recently!

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Spotted: Sasha Cullen going out with Chuck Bass.

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Spotted: SS and Dan admitting they still love each other.

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Spotted: Sasha Cullen going out with Jacob Black.

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Spotted: SS and Jacob Black breaking up.

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Now SS is single pringle.

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Is she turning into a little whore now, like her BFF?

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You Know You Love Me.

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XOXO,

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Gossip Girl