We learned in our eleventh-grade creative writing class that most great stories begin in one of the following fashions: someone mysteriously disappears, or a stranger comes to town.
The little story coming up first that I'm about to tell you is of the "someone disappears" variety.
Our story begins with two whores.
Our first whore, Nate Archibald, is back together with his former flame, Blair Waldorf.
You would assume that when someone gets together with someone else, they would stop flirting with others and stay faithful to their significant other. Well whores don't do that.
Our second whore is Sasha, The Slut.
She has been going from guy to guy in the GG group, having slutty feelings for each and every one of them.
Dan
Carter
Chuck
And now she is trying to land our whore Nathaniel.
And what whore can resist another whore?
And since our Queen B is gone, N can flirt with whoever he wants to, with no worries at all. In fact, he is crushing on her as well, since he changed his crush from: 1 person, shs makes me smile; to : Yees.
But someones always watching you, N, you should know that.
And you should know better than to flirt with and crush on another whore when not only is B's best friend S still here, but also SS's best friend Little J is too.
And from the looks of it, they both don't approve of the situation.
So will this story end with a happy ending for Queen B and her not-so-white-knight?
Only time will tell.
You Know You Love Me.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
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