Monday, August 30, 2010
Toodles!
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Romeo & Juliet
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Sightings
Chuck Bass is back! (TheRealChuckBass)
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Eric van der Woodsen is back! (EricVDWoodsenNY)
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Paige getting married to Jacob Black!
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Alice doing drugs.
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Blair kissing Chuck.
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Jenny kissing Tyson.
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Nessa kissing Alice.
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That's All!
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You Know You Love Me!
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XOXO,
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Gossip Girl
Friday, August 20, 2010
Battle Of The Exes!
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Cheater Among Us
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Au Revoir
He has left town today.....and most likely, is never coming back.
His reasons for leaving?
You can thank B and SS.
It appears that C loved both B and SS....but originally just using SS to get back on Little J.
But he ended up falling for her.
Tick, Tick, Tick, Carter.
You should know better than to fall for the person you were using.
Everyone seems to be devastated, SS, S, A, maybe even Little J.
SS the most. From the looks of it, SS seemed to of had a crush on C.
And maybe even S did too. She lost her half crush today. Am I the only one who noticed?
You Know You Love Me.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
Friday, August 13, 2010
Gone Silent?
As we all know, all of D's past girlfriends have cheated on him.
Now that D is with S, and is gone for a week, its the perfect time for C to make his move on S.
Poor Not-So-Lonely-Boy May Get Lonely Again.
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Gossip Girl
Old Habits
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She's been crushing lately.
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Changing her crushes from 2 to 2 1/4 to 2 again!
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Her two?
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Tyson GreenWood and Alex....I could care less what his last name is!
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That's right. I said it. Tyson GreenWood is back.
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Account? TysonGreenWoodHere
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Her 1/4 crush? Jacob of course.
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They were spotted.
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Spotted: Little J kissing Jacob A.
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But its not for real.
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She is just trying to take her "Slut" spot on my blog back because she wants SS to be free of it.
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That's All.
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You Know You Love Me.
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XOXO,
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Gossip Girl
Monday, August 9, 2010
Sightings
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Friday, August 6, 2010
What Whore Can Resist Another Whore?
We learned in our eleventh-grade creative writing class that most great stories begin in one of the following fashions: someone mysteriously disappears, or a stranger comes to town.
The little story coming up first that I'm about to tell you is of the "someone disappears" variety.
Our story begins with two whores.
Our first whore, Nate Archibald, is back together with his former flame, Blair Waldorf.
You would assume that when someone gets together with someone else, they would stop flirting with others and stay faithful to their significant other. Well whores don't do that.
Our second whore is Sasha, The Slut.
She has been going from guy to guy in the GG group, having slutty feelings for each and every one of them.
Dan
Carter
Chuck
And now she is trying to land our whore Nathaniel.
And what whore can resist another whore?
And since our Queen B is gone, N can flirt with whoever he wants to, with no worries at all. In fact, he is crushing on her as well, since he changed his crush from: 1 person, shs makes me smile; to : Yees.
But someones always watching you, N, you should know that.
And you should know better than to flirt with and crush on another whore when not only is B's best friend S still here, but also SS's best friend Little J is too.
And from the looks of it, they both don't approve of the situation.
So will this story end with a happy ending for Queen B and her not-so-white-knight?
Only time will tell.
You Know You Love Me.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
Monday, August 2, 2010
Yesterday
Serena van der Woodsen and Dan Humphrey are back together again.
Surprising right?
Though this devastated Dan's ex and one of Serena's closest friends, Sasha.
S declined Dan's love, saying that she knew Sasha still loved him.
Soon after though, SS told S that she's over him.
So S went to Lonely Boy and they reunited!
Too bad SS left YT shortly after.
But she came back last night, with a new account: SassySashaCullen
And Little J is now deciding to either move to Florida with her BFF, or stay in NYC, with eveyone else.
In other news, Vanessa Abrams is back form Haiti!
And she may be already crushing!
My guess on who? Dan Humphrey.
Why would I think that? Because he is the only guy she has really talked to since she came back.
I wonder...What will Little J decided to do?
How much damage will V cause?
How long will S and Lonely Boy's relationship last for this time?
You Know You Love Me.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Sightings
Sightings.
We've got some new wannanbe's in town!
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Names?
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Alice Cullen and Renesmee Cullen.
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They have even already started calling each other R & A!
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But you two should know, you don't start calling each other that until I call you that.
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Alice, your nickname can remain A.
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But Renesmee, you shall be called Nessie, not R.
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R is not a nickname you'd call someone.
B has been having some boy problems.
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Spotted: N kissing B, and B kissing back.
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Spotted: B breaking up with Jake.
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Spotted: A going out with Jake.
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Spotted: A having a crush on N.
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Spotted: N crushing on B.
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Spotted: B telling S shes over guys.
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Spotted: Nessie kissing Carter, Lonely Boy, and N.
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That's All.
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You Know You Love Me.
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XOXO,
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Gossip Girl
SS Been Busy
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Goodbye.....Hello!
Monday, July 26, 2010
Moving On?
Undecided Fate
Little J Humphrey
Friday, July 23, 2010
Crush Crush
Spotted: S and Damon kissing and saying their I Love You.
S, are you turnng into a little slut? I think so!
After countless flirting sessions with each other, they finally admitted their feelings for each other.
But what will B say about this?
She did love him, she may even still love him.
What will she say about her best friend and her old love, loving each other.
And more importantly, what will Nate say about this? He is Serena's boyfriend after all.
This sounds to much like the old love triangle of Serena/Nate/Blair.
The Best Friend Sleeping With The Boyfriend Is Old News.
Now It's The Best Friend Loving The Ex.
You Know You Love Me.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
Diss Diss?
Kiss Kiss
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Split!
Spotted: Dan telling Sasha he needs a break.
After finding out about being cheated on again, our not-so-lonely-boy Dan told Sasha he needed a break, to not focus on being on a relationship for a while.
So now, he will be only focusing on friends and work and his summer.
Lucky for him, he actually have okay friends including; B, S, Little J, and Paige; to help him get through the mess he's been going through.
That's All.
You Know You Love Me.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
Bye Bye!
That's right! Tyson GreenWood has left her! He left Youtube a couple of days ago.
So congrats Jenny! Looks like you'll be caring for your child...without a father.
Though, now that Tyson is gone, and Jacob is back, she'll probally go running to him.
And lucky him, this time Tyson won't be here to get in his way.
You Know You Love Me.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Crushing Gone Bad
And over time that crush only seemed to have gotten bigger.
Wanting To Be Single Again?
Her reasons behind breaking up with Jacob?
He's a player.
He has 5 crushes.
She still loves Damon.
She doesn't think it's right to go out with someone else when you have feelings for someone else.
Spotted: Blair calling Damon a:
Heart Breaker
Womanizer
Man-Whore
I never knew you are supposed to call the ones you love all of those harsh things.
You Know You Love Me.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
Single Once Again
Her love Jacob left her and Youtube!
But lucky for her, she has some great friends who came to the rescue!
Two of them being the bestfriends Blair and Serena!
So all you single guys reading this, heads up, becuase Paige Hale is single.
That's All.
You Know You Love Me.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
Thursday, July 15, 2010
I Do Or I Don't?
Spotted: S asking SS for some advice on how she should respond to her marriage proposal.
That's right. Nate Archibald has asked for Serena's hand in marriage.
Her response: ...
Serena doesn't know how to respond. She says she "Loves Nate To Pieces" But she doesn't know if she's ready to get married.
Want To See Her Ring? It's On Her Profile Titled "My Ring" With A Link By It.
But If Your Too Lazy To Check Her Profile I'll Post The Link Here.
Serena's Engagement Ring: http://www.themodernjeweler.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/huge-diamond-ring-300x300.jpg
Plus, she has admitted to Sasha that she still has a crush on somebody else, and that it's "pointless" because she knows her crush doesn't like her back.
Happen to not believe me? Well threes a picture below that says everything.
Another Pregnant Girl
Who's the father? Tyson GreenWood of course!
Little J is giving up smoking and drinking and is moving in with Tyson.
One thing though: No telling Dan!
But you guys no me, I can't keep a secret.
You Know You Love Me.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
Monday, July 12, 2010
Seven Deadly Sins
Anyone Know About The Seven Deadly Sins?
Wrath - Meaning Anger, Or Rage. Someone Who Is Almost Always Mad Because Of Something. Someone Who Almost Never Gets What They Want.
Greed - A Sin Of Excess. Applied to Someone With A Desire Of Having More Wealth, Better Status, And More Power Than What They Already Have. To Always Want Something They Can't Have
Sloth - Defined As Spiritual. Someone Physically And Emotionally Inactive.
Pride - Someone Who Has The Desire To Be More Important Or Attractive Than Others.
Lust - Someone Who Has Excessive Thoughts Or Desires Of Sexual Nature. To Want To Be, Or Is Always, In A Relationship With Someone All Of The Time.
Envy - To Have An Insatiable Desire, Like Greed. Except The Person Feeling Envy, Would Resent That Another Person Has Something They Believe That, That Person Them Self Is Lacking.
Gluttony - The Over-Indulgence And Over-Consumption Of Anything To The Point Of Waste.
I Do. And I Realized That My Youtubers Remind Me Of Some Of Them. So I Have Decided To Give Each Of Them, One Of The Deadly Sin. Think Of It, As Some Sort Of Label.
Jenny Humphrey - Greed
Serena van der Woodsen - Greed
Blair Waldorf - Pride
Jacob Anderson - Lust
Tyson GreenWood - Greed
Paige Hale - Envy
Sasha Cullen - Envy
Dan Humphrey - Sloth
Nate Archibald - Envy
Carter Baizen - Pride
Chuck Bass - Wrath
Vanessa Swan - Envy
Lisa Cullen - Gluttony
Finn Hudson - Wrath
Jesse St. James - Lust
Rachel Berry - Greed
You Know You Love Me.
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XOXO,
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Gossip Girl
Cheater
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Battle To The Death?
Came One, Came All! To The Scandalous Fight! In One Corner, There Is The Vicious, Blonde Lena!!! In In One Corner, There Is The Innocent, Blonde Paige!!! Fight To The Death!
One by one people came to help Paige, when Lena, her enemy, was fighting her. First came Bella, then can Jacob (JacobBlacksChanel) then came Alice, then Tyson, then Isabella, then Emmett, and last came Jake(JakeBlacksChannell).
All of them hurting Lena, or threating her.
Which person lost and died? Lena did.
S looking down lately? Check her mood recently:
Mood: Mixed Emotions
What could this mean exactly?
And I'm Not The Only One Who Has Noticed This. Sasha and Jenny have too.
But She Won't Tell Why She Is So Upset.
Speaking of Jenny, anyone notice how she says shes crushing? Well she's back on crushing on the guy seh said she was over, Tyson Greenwood.
And Carter is finally over Blair, and was spotted telling Serena he wanted to change
And Blairs new beau Jake, has been crushing....a lot. 5 and a half crushes.
But I don't care much because these two won't last very long. In my opion, they'll last longer than all of Jenny's relationships, which means a week, but not as long as Sasha and Dan.
You Know You Love Me.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
Monday, July 5, 2010
Updates
Anyone been checking on B? Today, she met Jacob Black and today they said their "I Love You's". That's right, they are going out.
Sorry Carter, but B just broke your heart.
But wait, Paige is one of her best friends, and this Jacob Black, is Paige's ex-husband. And this very day he was telling everyone how he's not over Paige and that they said that they still love eah other last night.
B, what have you gotten yourself into?
As everyone already knows, Jenny shot Jacob and Tyson the other day. But they are not human, so they couldn't die just by one gun shot. But now they all seem to be on good terms again.
And Jacob is leaving NYC. He's visiting Brazil and may be moving to Washington DC.
And everyone is wondering: Why is he moving?
That's one secret, he's keeping to himself.
Looks like everyone been goofing around. Jenny and Sasha have been goofing around the most.
They even made up a new group of Villains and Superheroes with Serena's help.
Villains:
Poison Ivy: SashaCGrace
Harley Quinn: BelleJennyHumphrey
The Joker: TysonGreenWood
CatWomen: MeganClearwater
Fat Dude With Glasses: TheChuckBassOfficial
Superheroes:
BatGirl: SerenaVanDerWoodsens
SpiderMan: DanHumphreyNY
BatMan: AuthenticNate
Wonder Women: CorneliaBlairWaldorf
SuperMan: EricVDWOfficial
Saturday, July 3, 2010
This Just In
Spotted: Dan Humphrey asking Sasha Cullen if he could be his.
What he said:
In your status you wrote that you are single and if someone wants to change it he can be your guest ... *takes a deep breath* Can I be your guest ?
And she said yes.
Congrats.
Break-Ups & Make-Ups
Looks like I was right. Jenny and Jacob didn't even last a week before Little J cheated on him, and they broke up.
Yup, Tyson has kissed Jenny, and she kissed him back. She now says that she does not think she could handle being in a relationship.
And so this couple is officially off agian.
Paige has bounced back. She is now going out with another Jacob. Turns out she has always loved him, and he has always loved her. Now they are a happy couple.
And remember when I wrote about Carter crushing on someone? It turns out that his crush was on Blair Waldorf.
You Know You Love Me.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl