Saturday, June 26, 2010

Real Or Fake?

Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Youtubes elite.



Relationships. They are one of the many things that cause scandals. They can make people dance in the rain with pure joy; like the happy couple of Dan and Vanessa; or they can break people; like Blair.



But one question about relationships that comes to my mind is: Is it Real or Fake?



The relationship that comes to mind after thinking that question is: Jenny & Jacob





Haven't you heard? They are now Mr. and Mrs.



But right now I'm thinking it's a big fake relationship.



You may be thinking: "Why does Gossip Girl think that?"



Well, I'll tell you why.



It's because of their conversation they were having before they decided to get married.



Jenny left this 22 hours ago:



[laughs] how? a stake? dude... that probally does work.



Having a nice light-hearted conversation, as just best friends. But then she changed the subject after he responded to this 16 hours ago:



did you recieve the pm from Alice?



Then she left:



you got it? [looks at you]



Then:



[nods and shows you the ring] Isn't it pretty?



Then:



So your cool with it? [looks at you]



Then:



okay, nice... I love you [smiles and pulls you close, kissing you]





Strange, after recieving the PM from Alice, they started to kiss and say I love you and then all of a sudden decided to get married.



You may be thinking: 'That's not all that strange."



It is when you think about how Little J had sworn off guys, and only after what a week, give or take, she gets married to one.



Wait, actually that isn't that strange, since she is a Little Slut.



In other news, anyone been checking up on our Queen B?






I have and she is heart-broken. Everyone knows that Blair loved Damon. But if you check Damon's page, he's taken by Bella Swan, Blair's friend. And she can't go running back to Chuck, because he was spotted telling Serena that since Blair has moved on, he has too. Poor B. I suggest you get S, some ice cream, and rent some movies and have a girls night in, if you want to get a little bit over him.


You Know You Love Me.

XOXO,

Gossip Girl

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